Boy & Girl SMS

Boy:I love u

Girl:meri mangni ho chuki ha or mera 1 boy frend b ha or mera 1 clas fellow se chakar b chal raha ha

Boy:Teri Mehrbani menu v kitay Adjust kr ley.

Bezzati :p

Boyfriend: Yar Petrol phir Mehanga ho gya.

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Girlfriend: Jitna Marzi Mehanga ho jaye tu ne dalwaana To 20 Ka hi hai.....! :

A fat girl dialled her own nmbr on hr boyfriend's mbl to see her name saved in list like Doll or sweety

She was shocked to see

'MOTI DOUBLE ROTI calling' :)

Height of absent-mindness

Girl: My father's getting me married to his friend's son.. I cant live without you.. Plz do something..

Boy: HmMMm or sunao, koi nai tazi.. :p

Now in our c0untry , if a guy takes the girl out for a

long drive in his petrol car, atleast she should knows

that he's serious about her! :D

Boy: Mein nay new iPhone liya hai.

Girl: wowwwwww, kon si company ka hai??

Boy: kuch nai...

tu ghar ja !! :/:p

The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is..

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Just open the door and push her out..!!:D

Boy to Girlfrend:Tum

FACE book

use krti ho?

GF: Nai mai Qudrti Khobsurat hon

Le bhai

Bachi landhi ki nikli('.') abay face

<)(> wash thori poocha hy.

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hy? .

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Kyun k Ye Aurat ki tarha Kbi Seedhi Nahi Ho Skti, pr hoti boht SWEET hy.

Fwd To All Jalebees.....

Boy to Girl:

"Tum kon c cream use karti ho?

Girl khush ho k:

"Koi b to nahi -)

Boy:

"To kar Liya kar, Kaali! =P -)