Boy & Girl SMS

Attitude Reloaded... -)

Boy: I Hate You...

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Girl: What A Co-Incidence

Larkon ka BED-ROOM

Shadi se pehlay,

Perfumes,

Love Letters

CD Player

Latest CDs,

Greeting Cards,

Air Freshners,

Mobile Sims Wid Different Packages,

Or

Bed k sirhaney "Poetry Books" Diaries.

Or

Shadi k Baad

Disprin &Brufen,

Loan Aplications,

Un-Paid Electric &Gas bills,

Medical Reports,

Empty Wallet,

Feeder,

Pampers,

Qarshi Ka Johar Joshanda,

Isapghol ki Bhoosi,

Qareeb Or door k Glasses,

Poly-Colour

Or Bed k Sirhaney kitab

"Maot ka Manzar".

2 female frnds face to face:

1st: Hi shweet heart ..

2nd: aww hi luv missed u alot ..

n when they talk on their backs abt them ..

1st: she is so mean ..

2nd: she is such a bitch ..

2 male frnds face to face:

1st: salay kameenay kesa hay .. aaj bara cheesaa lag raha hay ?

2nd: bhen ka rishta de de phir .. :D

n when they talk on their backs abt them ..

1st: boht cheeta bnda hay yaar ..

2nd: bhai hay woh apna ..

Fact.... :)

3 boys proposed a girl

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1st:

Mai tmhare lye apni jan dy skta hon

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Girl:

Wo to sb kehte hain

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2nd:

Mai tmhare lye chand tary tor kr la skta hon

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Girl:

Purana dailouge hy

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3rd:

Main tmhain apna Facebook pasword

Dy skta hon

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Girl:

*Ankho mai ansu k sath*

Pagal itna chahte ho muje :D

Boy frnd (Bohat romantic andaz meY):

Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!!!

Girl frnd:Kiya?

boy frnd:

bareek kangi..

Girlfriend called her boyfriend

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Gf : honey where are you?

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Bf : i'm at the bank.

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Gf : Dear, please i need 3000 to do My hair And 10,000 to buy a dress.

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Bf : ohhoo, i meant i was at the bank of a River.!!!

Machi chahiye tumko Machi??

Boy: Jis Din se tmse mila hun,

maine Shrab or Cigret nhi pi,

Girl: Mre Pyar ne tmhe Sudhar diya na,

Boy: SHUT UP, tmhri wjah se meri jaib khali rhti hy-)

A hands0m Boy enter in the class room..

All girls got crazy for him..

They all stand in his way,, but after his reply they all had almost died..

What he said.. ???

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He said...

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Baji jaga dain..

Jhaaru lagana hai...)....

You are perfectly a GIRL or a WOMAN if you can gossip about someone for hours and in the end say 'chhorro yaar, hmein kya..??':D

Larki us Chand jesi Nhi honi chaye

Jisy Hr Koi Be-Nqab Dekhy

Balke

Lrki us SORAJ jesi honi chaye

Jise Dekhny Se Pehly Hi Aankhe Jhuk Jaye !