Boy & Girl SMS




Boy & Girl SMS: SMS on Boy & Girl, Man & Woman.
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Asma
(Posted On: 19 Dec, 2012)
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Girl: aap mujhe lift denge to mai

apko ek Kiss dungi :)

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Boy: jahan chaho waha chor dunga,

kiss wiss rehne do,

bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)

Moral:

"mehangai nay kamin0 ko bhi shareef bana dia hai " Frown


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khurram
(Posted On: 11 Dec, 2012)
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Tom confronts his Girlfriend. " Who were u talking 2 on d phone? Is there somebody else?" "Of course not" replies d GF. "Do u think I would b hanging out with a loser like u if there was somebody else..??"



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khurram
(Posted On: 11 Dec, 2012)
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A true fact :

five girls in a group can say " yar tera bhai to bara tyt hai "

but

five boys in a group can't say " yar teri bhen tou bari tyt hai " :p :D


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Imran
(Posted On: 06 Dec, 2012)
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Boy: Hi kya kr rahi ho.

Girl: main boht thaki hui hun aaj boht kam kia hy namaz parh k sony ja rahi hun or tm kya kr rahy ho.

Boy: main abi park mai hun

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tumhare pechy hi khra hon.


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Suleman
(Posted On: 06 Dec, 2012)
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Orangi town ki bachi went 2 a resturant:

B.F:kya logi tum?

G.F:tum jo kaho

B.F:Acha..

waiter Menu lana..

G.F (sharmate hue): Main bhi menu khaoon gi:D


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Romesha
(Posted On: 01 Dec, 2012)
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Larkay Ne Larki Ko I Luv U Kaha,

Larki Ne Usay Ek Thappar Mara Or Kaha

"Kia Bola"

Larka (Rotey Hue)

"Bahen Jab Suna Nahi To Maara Q..?



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Faouzia
(Posted On: 01 Dec, 2012)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS
 




1 larki apne byfrnd se park mei roz milne jati.WO roz time par p0hchti,lekin larka hamsha late ata.

lekn larki kabhi us sy naraz nai hoti 1din larki parkSometimes in life we feel so blue, but some1 somewhere is not as happy as U.

Somewhere far at the border when a soldier sleeps, missing his loved ones he mei nahi pohnchi,larka gusy se usky ghar gya.

Waha pata chala k larki ko blood cancr hy sirf 6 din jiye gi.

Larka roty huye ghr aya or sucied krny build silently weeps.

Somewhere a mother painfully sighs coz, her new born baby didnt open her eyes.

Somewhere a poor dad silently cries, when he sees his sng k 100ve floor pr gya or larki k liye 1 lettr chora Us me likha tha

"tm mera hmesha w8 krti thi or me roz late ata tha lakn aj me jaldi p0hnch rha hu oon begging for a bowl of rice.

Somewhere in an orphnage a little gal is sad, when she misses her mom & dad.

So at times a reason to smile u may not havr tmra w8 krunga

thik usi wakt superman waha se ja rha tha

kya superman usy bacha payga?

janne k lye

Dekhye SUPERMAN sunday 9am sirf Cartoon Network pr:- any, Just say to yourself that u r happier than many

Coz life is beautiful & its not always blue, & some1 somewhere is not as happy as U..!!


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Farah
(Posted On: 01 Dec, 2012)
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A woman is completely harmless n does not believe in violence,she is like an angel,the most mannered human being in the world

Until her nail polish dries :-p


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Daniyal
(Posted On: 29 Nov, 2012)
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Boy: Main last time pooch raha hoon, kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?

Girl: Naheen.

Boy: Soch lo.

Girl: Kaha na nahin.

Boy: Waiter! Bill alag alag lana.


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Fouzia
(Posted On: 19 Nov, 2012)
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Sir in class (boys talking)

Who the hell is making noise,il mark ur absence and deduct 1 mark.. >

Sir in class (girlz talking)

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Han jiii.. kyaa batein horae hen..hmmmm hmen bhi tobtaen na :D