Boy & Girl SMS

Girl I love U I cant live without U, Mar jaungi, Mit jaungi, Tumhre payar me Fanah ho jaun gi . . . :(

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Boy: Han chal dekh le jesa tujhe Munasib lagy :-p

News k mutabiq ye bt sabit hoi hai

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Larkay Larkiyon se zyada nek hote hain

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Jab koi larka larki ko dekhta hai to us ki zaban se foran ye Nikalta hai

(MASHA ALLAH)

(SUBHAN ALLAH)

AUR

Jab koi larki larke ko daikhti hai to kehti hai

(KAMINA)

(KUTTA)

(ZALIL)

Jab dekho ghorta hi rehta hai

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Isliye larkon ko ziyada nek qirar diya gaya hai.

Height of revenge:

after being rejected by her,i started driving rikshaw in her street nd now.....

I reject her every day.

Height of Tapana )

Boy:kesi ho?

Girl:f9

Boy:missing me?

Girl:

Boy:yar meri tbiyat khrab hy

Girl: :o

Boy:aj kesa din guzra?

Girl: -)

Boy:busy ho?

Girl: nhi

Boy: Koi pas hy?

Girl: nhi

Boy:Tou pagal ki bachi munh se kuch phoot bhi, apne abbu ki shaklay send kr rahi he..

Log kahtay hain k 1 larki k parhny sy sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hy.

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Lekin us larki k college jany sy 40 larky fail ho jaty hain uska kya ??:- :

A public service msg from

(F.T.U)

(Fail Talba Union)

Zra sochiy..

Boy (texts):

Hayyy vut aar yeww duinn??

Girl: Nothing much, just planning to throw a dictionary

on your face...:p

Dear Girls

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Please BHAI n BHAEE mein farq karna seekh lein.:p

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Sincerely,

CONFUZED BoYS.:p

GIRL-My janu,My baby,Mera Baccha,My sweetu,My golu..

Kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? .Bol mela baby

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BOY-Arre kamini,propose kar rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai?:

Super bezati

Lrki:

Mera bag 2500, sandal 2200 or Suit 5000 Ka hai,

Lrka:

Bs Kro Phle dupatta to sar pe Kro 5 rupay wali poni Nazr aa rahi hy:

DOUBLE HEART ATTACK

LARKI NE

APNY

MANGETAR KO SMS KIA

HAMARI SHADI NAHIN HO SAKTI

MERI KAHIN OR SHADI TAY HOGAI HY

MERI TASVEREN OR LETTER WAPAS KAR DO

LARKY KO BHT SADMA HUA

OR PHIR

5 MNT BAD LARKY KO

LARKI KI TRAF SE

1 OR SMS MILA

SORRY SORRY

WO MSG

Tmhen ghalti se send hogaya.