Boy & Girl SMS

Do u knw da meaning of Thanks?

It means..

T-ten

H-hugs

A-and

N-nine

Ks-kisses

Dats y boys alwaz says Thanks to girls

And girls say..

its my pleasure hahahaha

Dual Heart Attack Msg by a Girl:

1st Msg: lets breakup now its allover.

2nd Msg: Sorry sorry!! That was not for you..

Girl : Mjhe muaf karden. Mene ap se chupaya tha ke meri mangni ho chuki hai. . .

Boy : Aray koi baat nahi. Chalo aaj me tumhen apne biwi bachon se milwata hum . .

Boy : I love you and I want to marry you. . .

Girl : Apni shakal dekhi hai . . .

Boy : Dekhi hai jab hi to tumhare paas aaya hun warna Katrina Kaif k pass na chala jata. . .

2 larkiyan bus main seat kay liye lar rahi thi kay pehlay woh ai hai,

Eik larka kafi dair se dekh raha tha tau kehna laga kyun lar rahi ho? is ka hul main tum ko batata hon. Tum main se jo umer main bari hai woh baith jaye.

Dono girls eik dusry se boli

"Baje aap baith jain."

Boy: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Girls: 4 apples..

Boy: you can eat only 1 apple bcoz when you eat 2nd apple then your stomach is not empty

Girl: Super joke i'll tell my friends..

(girl to his friend)

Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Friend: 6 apples.

Girl: Hat yaar..!! agar 4 bolti tau eik mast joke sunati.. :-d

"Female" main "male" ata hay,

"She" main "he" ata hay,

"Women" main "men" ata hay,

Mardon ki purani adat hai,

Aurton main ghusney ki...

Boy: How many apples can u eat in empty stomach.

Girls: 4 apples

Boy: You can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple than your stomach is not empty

Girl: Super joke i'll tell my friends..

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(girl to his friend)

Girl: How many apples can u eat in empty stomach

Friend: 6 apples

Girl: Hat yaar..!! Agar 4 bolti to ek mast joke sunati...

If a diplomat says YES, He means MAYBE If a diplomat says MAYBE, he means NO if a diplomat says NO, he is not a good diplomat.

If a soldier says YES, he means YES If a soldier says NO, he means NO if a soldier says MAYBE, he is not a good soldier.

If a girl says MAYBE, she means YES if a girl says NO, she means MAYBE if a girl says YES, She is not a good girl

STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:

Girl's status:"i m feeling sad".. 952 comments

Boy's status:"i m going to commit suicide".. 2 likes.