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Totke SMS: Zubaida Aapa Ke Totke SMS.
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Asiya (Posted On: 19 Nov, 2012)
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Aqwal zarein

Aqwal zarein

1. Khud ko mobile me itna mashghol na rakho k

samne se koi larki guzar jaye or tumhen pata b na chale k ktne haseen thi.

2. Bike chalate huwe kabi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai

balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.

3. Koshish kro k apne hum'umr se bd zabani na karo

direct sar phaar do.

4. Taaleem hr kisi ka haq hai ziyada parh k

kisi ka haq na maro.

Fwd it to all friendz

Shayad apke waja sy kisi ki life brbad ho jaye..Tounge-)


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Jamil (Posted On: 12 Nov, 2012)
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Warning

Warning!

Doctor's advice!

Don't drink water after eating fish

B'coz

Fish starts swimming & then

Gudgudi ho jati hai pait mai Tounge Yay

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Mehwish (Posted On: 30 Apr, 2012)
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FREE TOTKEY

FREE TOTKEY

1)Agr apko machar kaat ley to ap ussey kaat lo, Hisab brabar.

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2)Doodh phatt jaey to Sufaid Dhagey sy see lo,Kisi ko pta nai chaley ga.

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3)Agr ap k baal Girtey hn to Tind kra lo,Phir nai girein gey

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4)Agr Rang gora krna ho to FISH kha k d0od p lo, Safaid ho jao gey.

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5)agar galey main dard hai to kisi se gala dubwa lein phir kabhi dard nai ho ga

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Totkon se faida ho to duaon main yad rakhna.

shukria.SmileSmile


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
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WikiLeaks

Zubaida aapa urdu bazaar se 5, 5 rupay ki kitabain laa kr totkay batati hain.

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WikiLeaks -)

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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
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Zubaida apa k eLeCtrOnIc t0tkey

If u want to remove ur wrinkles, pimples, acne, black heads and the sign of burns from ur skin..

Try

"ADOBE PHOTOSHOP"

Zubaida apa k eLeCtrOnIc t0tkey..Yay

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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
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Sawal

Woh konsi aapa hian jisay koi pasand nahi karta???

Ans: MOTAPA

aap kya samjhay zubaida apa??? haha

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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
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Gosht aur Sabzi

Agar gosht mein dalney kay liye koi sabzi samajh na aye tau aap BHANGRA dal lain...

Zubaida Apa kay shugali totkey

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sher (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
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Garam Pani

Jo log garam pani main dada bhai cement daal kar nahatay hain woh kabhi toot kar bikhara nahi kartay

Zubaida apa kay mazbooti walay totkay

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usma ali (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
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Beauty Queen

India: Hum ne apni beauty queen Sania Mirza tumharay shoaib ko di..

ab tum hamaray salman khan kay liye kya dogay??

Pakistani: Zubaida Apa

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usma ali (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
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Pashto

Daga roro pista dma khair kaka pui pui o kocha dagham nara ara walah pharan gharan pukh wikhe io io..

Zubaida apa k totkay now available in Pashto..




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