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Ayesha (Posted On: 01 Feb, 2013)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher''Jawani aur

Burhape me farak btao?

Student,Jawani me mobile me HASEENO

k numbers hote hai,

Aur

Brhape me Hakeemon k.


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Sadiya (Posted On: 01 Dec, 2012)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the boys said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted, 'It's because your feet ain't empty..!!'



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Daniyal (Posted On: 01 Dec, 2012)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher: urdu me translate karo " Dear look at the girl, she is beautiful."

Student: jani bachi to dekh tabahi hy tabahi )


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Khurram (Posted On: 27 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

In a staff room, chemistry and history's teacher were Fighting.

History teacher: I will slay you with Hitler's sword.

Chemistry teacher: I'll dissolve you in concentrated HCL.

When it becomes too tough for the maths teacher to bear.

He shouted: Shut up both of you or i'll put both of you in the bracket and multiply with zero..!!



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Junaid (Posted On: 21 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Student: Zebra

Teacher: How?

Student: Because it is Black and White..!!


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Hashir (Posted On: 12 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Student:sir log urdu ,english,me bat karte hai,math mein ku nahi.

Sir:zyada 3,5 na kar,9,2,11 ho ja ,varna 5,7 dhar dunga,6 ke 36 nazar ayenge. .


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Khan (Posted On: 08 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

1000 pages ki book kitne dinno mein parhi ja skti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

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Student: pehle ye btao k exam kab hai, raato raat nipta denge)B)


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Malik (Posted On: 07 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher: Agr tumhari shadi jurrwan behno mey sey ksi aik k saath ho jaey tou tum apni B.V ko keysey pehchano gey?

Student: Mein q pehchanu..??


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Summaiya (Posted On: 07 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher: What's the difference between

"like" and " love "?

Student's answer was a masterpiece :

When u like a flower you just pluck it.

But when u love a flower,

u water it daily.!


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Hina (Posted On: 03 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

THE Best "Oops"

Moment of SCHOOL LIFE...

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When The Teacher is Lukin For Some1 To Answer The Question & U Accidently Make an Eye-Contact. =P -)


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