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Parent & Child SMS




Parent & Child SMS: SMS on Father, Son, Mother & Daughter.
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Komal Sheikh
(Posted On: 11 Jul, 2013)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




SMART KID

Boy: Papa Mein Kal Schol Nhi Jaunga

Papa: Kyu Beta

Boy: Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha

Papa: Tu Kya Hua

Boy: Aaj Wazan Kya Hy Kal Bech Dya to


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Faizan Malik
(Posted On: 14 May, 2013)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Abay woh 4 Log kon hn yr jin k lye

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AMMI HAMESHA KEHTI HN

"Chaar LOG dekhengey to kya bolengey"....:p.

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<))> zra pata

_/ /_ to kr yr



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Aisha Ali
(Posted On: 14 May, 2013)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Height of teasing.....

I was sitting near the window &

singing

'KABUTAR JaA JaA JAA.'

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Then my mom asked me:

Kya hua beta SMS packg

khtm ho gya kya.:p:D


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Rida Fatima
(Posted On: 14 May, 2013)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Aaj To Ammi Ne Bhi Saaf Bool Diya,

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"Beta, Bahu Aisi Lana Jo

Facebook Naa Use Karti Ho,

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Ghar Mein Aur Bhi Kaam Hotey Hai


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Hussain
(Posted On: 01 Feb, 2013)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




KHATrNak Bezti

Maa:Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai

Katwata?

Beta: Mom Its Fashion

Maa: Woh To Thik He Pr Log Teri Behen K Liye Ate He Aur Tujhe Pasand Kr Jate hyn......


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Hammad
(Posted On: 01 Feb, 2013)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Son: mom, u lied to me. :(

Mom: when my son? :/

Son: u said that my younger brother is a small angel? :>

Mom: yes, he is :)

Son: so why he did'nt fly when i threw him from our belcony....?

mom: o Tera bera gharak ..:@



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Amena
(Posted On: 11 Dec, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




My Mom asked me:

Why don't you study the whole year & study only during exams?

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I replied:

Becauze

Lehroon ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin..

Tufanon mein Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.

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Mom replied:

"DURR FitAy munN"

Wada aya Tu TITANIC Da

Driver...:>


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Farah
(Posted On: 01 Dec, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Mom: You are nicely dressed up where are u going sweetheart?

Daughter: Thanx a lot mom, am going to the washroom as i need a new facebook profile pic :p


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Faraz
(Posted On: 29 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

"Whats this?"

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS.


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Umair
(Posted On: 19 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow..!!"