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Husband & Wife SMS: SMS on Husband & Wife.
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Zarina Shah
(Posted On: 28 Oct, 2014)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




The woman who invented the sentence,

"Saaray mard ek jaisy hotay hain"

Actually lost her chinese husband in a crowd in China Yay :-p Heeee heee...


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Muhammad Farhan
(Posted On: 20 Oct, 2014)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




Saas: "Aj Meri Beti Itni Khamoosh Q Bethi Hai"...?

Damaad: "Kuch Nahi" "Light Gai Hoi Thi Us Ne Lipstick Maangi Thi Main Ne ELFY De Di" "Shaayid Issi Bat Pe Naraz Hai"...



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Shafaqat Ali
(Posted On: 31 Dec, 2013)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




Wife on Husband,s Birthday. Kya gift dun ?

HUSBAND Meri Izzat karo. Tameez se baat kia karo. Yehi kafi hay.

WIFE Nahi Main to gift hi dungi


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Sadi Khan
(Posted On: 27 Dec, 2013)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




Wife Looks Cute... . . . . .

Only When She Is... Mute . .! :|


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Mehwish Chaudary
(Posted On: 27 Dec, 2013)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




Boss hangs a poster in office 'I am the boss, dont forget'

He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, 'ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'


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Rana Saqib
(Posted On: 01 Oct, 2013)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




Chess iz the only game in the world whch reflcts the status of husbnd

the poor king can take only one step at a tme while the mighty queen can do whtever she likes-)



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Adnan Ali
(Posted On: 01 Oct, 2013)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




Normally a man speaks 25000 words daily & woman 30000!

But

Problem starts when husbnd comes home after finishng his 25000 words & wife starts her 30000..!!Tounge


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Sabia Perveen
(Posted On: 30 Sep, 2013)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




Pakistani mard

sub se ziyada Maafi kis se mangtay hein?

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Socho

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Thora or socho...

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Nahi pata ??

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FaQeeRon se.¤*

Aap soch rahay thay k bivi se.

aap b apni jaga sahi hein.


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Zonisha Khan
(Posted On: 02 Sep, 2013)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




Muj se Wo

Kehti he k

Tumhari Zindagi

Ko Jannat

Bana doongi

Or Banani Usko

'Daal' b Nahi

aati

Confidance dekh...!!


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Ansa Bajwa
(Posted On: 03 Aug, 2013)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS
 




Shohar ne bivi se kaha k mehman aa rhe hain to jaldi se kch bna lo.......

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Bivi ne foran

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Mooo bna lya.





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