Funny / Jokes SMS




Funny / Jokes SMS: Jokes and all kinds of funny SMS.
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Salem Shahzad
(Posted On: 28 Oct, 2014)
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Golden words Agar kisi insan ka ikhlaq dekhna chahty ho to us k mobile ka inbox delete krdo...:p

Phr dakho tamasha....:p :D


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Huma Shaikh
(Posted On: 28 Oct, 2014)
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Only three things change the mood of women

I love you

U r beautiful

& 50% discountYayTounge



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Nawab Sahib
(Posted On: 20 Oct, 2014)
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Life has many ways to make you weak. But always remember 3 things that will keep you strong... . . . . .

Breakfast Lunch & Dinner :D

Think hatke & Eat Datke


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Amina Rajput
(Posted On: 16 Oct, 2014)
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Aao sary din ki baatain karain .

Light chali gai ay,

Light aa gai ay,

light jan vali ay,

light an valli ay,

light nai ai,

light nai gai,

light ja v sakdi a,

light aa v sakdi a,

light dim aa rai a,

light tez aa rai a,

light aa Q nai rai,

light ja Q nai rai, O gai g, O i g,

Pyary Pakistan ki pyari btainSmile


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Shaheen Kanwal
(Posted On: 16 Oct, 2014)
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Boss 50 Pathar Jahaz Ma Rakhe Hn 1 Niche Pheka To Baqi Kitne Bache?

Emp: Sir 49

Bos: Hathi Ko 3 hison me frig me rkho?

Emp: Frig khola Hathi rkha Frig bnd krdia

Bos: ab 4 hison me HiRAN frig Me Rkho?

Emp: Frig Kola Hathi nikla Hran rkha frig bnd krdia

Bos: Shr ki Slgra hy sb jnwr aye 1 nh aya q?

Emp: Q k Sir Hran to frig me hy

Bos: 1 Budhi orat Mgr Much se bhary Drya ko kese par krgi?

Emp: Sir Tair k qk mgr much to Sher ki Slgra me gye hue hn

Bos: Akhri Swal wo orat phr b mr gai btao q

Emp: Sir dub gai hogi

bos: nhi us k sar pe wo pathar laga jo hm ne jahaz se pheka tha Kal se kam pr mat Ana.


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Maria Malik
(Posted On: 16 Oct, 2014)
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BRANDED WORLD:

A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle & suddenly saw a Crocodile and a Cheetah.. She screamed: OH MY GOD.. LACOSTE and PUMA :P



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Saniya Khan
(Posted On: 31 Dec, 2013)
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Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream 'Faar Faar' (arabic word for Mouse)

He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.

Husband: Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room...!!


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Amna Akthar
(Posted On: 31 Dec, 2013)
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Message by Confused Alarm Clock to Dear Human, . . . . . . .

You get Mad when I wake you up & you also get Mad when I don't wake you..

"What is that you Exactly want from ME?" ..


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Noor Khan
(Posted On: 31 Dec, 2013)
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Don't Try To Understand Women

Women Understand Women And They Hate Each Other ...!! -) Tounge


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Hajra Khan
(Posted On: 31 Dec, 2013)
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Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.





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