Cricket SMS

BACHPAN K CRICKET RULES

>8 eento ki wicket ho gi

>Pehli ball try ho gi

>Jo boundary se baher phenke ga, khud wapis laye ga

>Batting team umpiring kare gi

>Deewar ko direct laga to chakka, ball baher gayi to out.

>Akhri batsman akela khel sakta hai

>Jo ball baher phenke ga, khud laye ga, na mili to naya laye ga.

>Chote bache sirf fielding karen ge

>Jab andhera ho jaye to ball slow karai jaye gi

>Deewar ko lag k catch hua to "NOT OUT"

(Me apne bachpan ko khona nahi chahta is liye mere aaj b yahi rules hain)

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MISBAH UL HAQ. . . . . ! p

How to make Maggi?

Step 1: Mix Noodles and water

Step 2: Switch on the stove

Step 3: Watch 'Shahid Afridi's Innings' and come back

Step 4: Maggi is ready..!!

CASIO launching new Calculators.

ZERO will be replaced by,

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AFRIDI..!!

Breaking News:

Shahid afridi ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal Block-13.D mai Tand00r kholne ka faisla kar liya.

BOOM BOOM Chapaati.. :--)

I am sorry to my nation (Said by Shahid Afridi)

Why Sorry?

You gave us a hope by reaching semi final and bringing that beauty back to your nation

Why Sorry?

You built the seperated team and united them.

Why Sorry?

A 6th ranked team beating and competing with the top class teams in their ground.

Why Sorry?

It was because of YOU that Pakistani National Anthem was sung in the Indian ground.

Why Sorry?

You raised Pakistani Flag in Mohali.

Dear Shahid, we Pakistanis Love you! You are our hero.. Hats off to you!

Spread this msg so much that it reaches our team captain!

'I'd like to say Sorry to my Nation..'

(Shahid Afridi)

We dont need your Sorry Captain.. WE ARE PROUD of you!!

You played till the end,

You played quite well,

You made them breathe heavy till the last shot..

Pakistani Team Rocks!!

Spread optimism for what they strived & dont lose hope!

*Pakistan Zindabad*

ALLAH karey, ALLAH karey

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world cup toot jaey.. . .

Couple silent in bed.

Wife thinks

Why is he not talking to me?

Is he thinking of another woman?

Does he like someone else?

Is he seeing someone?

Don't I appeal to him anymore?

Are wrinkles showing on my face?

Is he trying to dump me?

Is he now finding me ugly?

Have I put on weight at the wrong places?

Does my make up repel him?

Is he upset with my nagging?

WHY IS HE UPSET?

Husband thinks :Why the hell Afridi dont include third fast bowler in team?????

F.B.I ki tafteesh k bad ye bat sabit hogayi hai k

"Jazba" waley song mai jo larka afridi ko mitti deta hai wo mitti nahi MANP00RI thi

The new meaning in the dictionary for AKMAL is "to drop". For instance you say I will Akmal my kid to the school today !