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Muhammad Irfan
(Posted On: 11 Jul, 2013)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




What I've got from TV Ad's during last 6 months

1. Kareena has dandruf problem,

Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem!

2. Ur complexion is more important then ur qualification!

3. Every oral care brand is no.1 and recomended by every dentist!

4. Mountain Dew cures all kinds of phobias. U will almost be a superman, if u drink it regularly!

5. Mobile phone service companies facilitate u more than govt!

6. Pakistan has a national biscuit i.e Gala!

7. Every second banaspati ghee and milk/tea packs need a family that could sing and dance while cooking n eating/drinking..!!:D


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Tommy
(Posted On: 30 Jan, 2013)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




5 Apple,,,,,,,,,,,,,,60 Rupees

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Apple 5,,,,,,,,, 114,000 Rupees ,.

Feel the difference Tounge :D



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Romesha
(Posted On: 01 Dec, 2012)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




Kon bnega Crore pati?

5 Crore ka swal,

Ques-> Wo 2 log kon hein ?

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Jo Hr Nokia Mobile ON krny pr Haath milate hen ? ?


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Suleman
(Posted On: 21 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




Main jub cigarette peeta hun to mujhe sharm aati hy

Magar jub main cigarette daikhta hun to mujhe un gareeb mazdooron ka khayal aata hy jo cigarette factory main mulazim hain.

Un k bohat se khuwab or umeedain hain,

Agar main cigarette na piyun to un ki Nokri chali jaye..

Doosron K Liye Jeena He Asal Zindagi Hai..

HEART TOUCHING LINES BY:

"A CHARSI" -)

Ansoo aa gaye na???


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Rashid
(Posted On: 19 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




Anyone having a bad day?

On this day in 1976 co-founder, Ronald Wayne, sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2300/

Now its worth,

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$58bn :-o

(yahoo news)


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Mohsin
(Posted On: 19 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




Ek Girl phansi Laga Rahi Thi

Pathan Ne Window

Se Dekha,

Or Bola?

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Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Barti,

Mammi Ko Bolo COMPLAN PilayeSmile



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Waqas
(Posted On: 19 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




The best prank call ever:

"Hello, Pizza Hut?"

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"Yes Sir, How may I help you?"

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"Bhai pizza ghr p kese banaon? Help kro na yar!!"


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Farooq
(Posted On: 06 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




The owner of a hardware store is worried when a huge new hardware store opens up next door with a large sign saying "Best Deals".

He is even more horrified when another huge hardware store opens up on d other side of his store displaying even a larger sign saying "Lowest Prices".

The Shopkeper is panicked then has a bright idea. He puts a large sign over his own store saying "Main Entrance"..!!


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sloya
(Posted On: 31 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




Jab QUAID E AZAM Ne Pakistan Azad Karaya To Madar E Millat FATIMA JINAH Ne Buhat Pyar se Quaid Se Kaha

BHAIYA..!

Ap To Hero Nikle

AUTOGRAPH Dein naTounge


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Taha
(Posted On: 24 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Commercial SMS
 




A guy was driving along a country road and noticed a farmer standing in the middle of his field in the pouring rain.

He thought he might be in trouble so he stopped his car and went over and asked if he was okay.

The farmer said: Oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm just trying to win a Nobel prize.

The other guy was really confused and asked: How exactly?

The farmer answers: I heard they give it to people who are outstanding in their field..!!





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